Rain, Rain and more Rain!I

I'm getting ready to build the ark. I have assembled two animals of each specie I can get my hands on. The dogs, cats, birds, fish, rabbits, deer, racoons, possums, porcupines, squirrels, skunks, etc. all which inhabit my property are ready to go.
It has rained for 48 of the last 62 days here in the Texas Hill Country. Biblically I think that is enough days to launch the ark. The river at the end of the road is overflowing it's banks and will take us eventually to the Gulf of Mexico. There we will seek out dry land and wait for the sign. Perhaps a dove with a cedar branch, since we are real low on olive branches in this area. I'll throw in a couple of doves for good measure. They are all over the place here. I noticed they are fattening themselves up for the journey. Certainly that is a sign. I'm having a problem talking my good wife into helping me propagate the new race since we are really getting too old for that nonsense. Perhaps there can be some type of immaculate conception here. That would save me some bother, though I don't think she would be too happy. I look out the window. The rain has stopped for awhile. Perhaps I can disassemble the ark and work on my back deck again. Maybe I'm not the chosen one afterall.